LIBRA Sep 23 – Oct 22
Have you come here to find meaning and purpose in your life? The answers you seek are the same questions being asked by Arians.
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SCORPIO Oct 23 – Nov 21
Magpies only swoop people with a clear conscience. Pigeons will crap on anyone. Neither person is lucky.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 22 – Dec 21
If you think that it’s time to do that thing you’ve been thinking about, then you should totally do it. If you don’t do that thing, you’ll still be thinking about it.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 – Jan 19
You’re only as old as the person you feel. Just get permission first.
AQUARIUS Jan 20 – Feb 18
Just when you thought footy season was over, here comes the cricket….
PISCES Feb 19 – Mar 20
Ask and you shall receive your answer. Sorry, but it’s no.
ARIES March 21 – April 19
Have you come here to find meaning and purpose in your life? The answers you seek are the same questions being asked by Librans.
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TAURUS April 20 – May 20
Trying to find yourself? Step One, Open ‘Find my iPhone’. There you are.
GEMINI: May 21 – Jun 20
Tomorrow is promised to no-one. It’s OK to upsize the fries and add the caramel sundae.
CANCER Jun 21 – Jul 22
When your friends tell you dance like no-one is watching they are uploading it to Snap Chat. Everyone is watching.
LEO Jul 23 – Aug 22
Your ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ pillow is not unique. The tears that you cry into it are.
VIRGO Aug 23 – Sep 22
Summer loving is in the air. Take care, beware that others may not want to share... Don’t forget to trim hair. Everywhere. Details. Relax. Smile.•